which of these is funnier?

jenna elfman and i took a drive up the coast to visit bruce boxleitner at lompoc. bruce is doing 5-10 for aggravated sodomy. sure, lompoc is a women's correctional facility, but when you're the scarecrow, you can pick your prison.

or

terry hatcher and i took a drive up the coast to visit tom selleck at lompoc. tom is doing 5-10 for aggravated sodomy. sure, lompoc is a women's correctional facility, but when you're magnum, you can pick your prison.

My friend Joe