Shake hands like Tokyo

This is how I like to be greeted, and how I greet those that I respect. The cash is a sign of respect. This is not a picture of me, though - one of the hands (preferably the one on the receiving end) would have to be that of a black African. And the bills would have to be $100 notes. Don't bother me with anything less. I was a freedom fighter, and am now a powerful business leader and sex whale.