Tuesday, November 15, 2005

which of these is funnier?

jenna elfman and i took a drive up the coast to visit bruce boxleitner at lompoc. bruce is doing 5-10 for aggravated sodomy. sure, lompoc is a women's correctional facility, but when you're the scarecrow, you can pick your prison.

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terry hatcher and i took a drive up the coast to visit tom selleck at lompoc. tom is doing 5-10 for aggravated sodomy. sure, lompoc is a women's correctional facility, but when you're magnum, you can pick your prison.

2 Comments:

At 11/29/2005 01:05:00 PM, Blogger maire said...

anything involving tom selleck is always a kneeslapper, as far as i'm concerned.

 
At 5/18/2007 11:30:00 AM, Blogger buddy heinz said...

bruce boxleitner... selleck is PLAYED and SCARECROW RULES!

 

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