Shake hands like Tokyo

This is how I like to be greeted, and how I greet those that I respect. The cash is a sign of respect. This is not a picture of me, though - one of the hands (preferably the one on the receiving end) would have to be that of a black African. And the bills would have to be $100 notes. Don't bother me with anything less. I was a freedom fighter, and am now a powerful business leader and sex whale.

Tatra 603

This is my car, a Slovak-made Tatra 603. It was the only car I could afford at the time I bought it. Me and Nelson (Mandela) used to drive it around the prison yard. It remains my sole form of automotive transport to this day, despite my vast fortune. I keep it to remind myself of who I am.

Do you think your friend's son would mind if I nailed his mom?