Wagga and Gobba

Tokyo Sexwale has recently spent a very pleasant couple of weeks in Wagga Wagga, Australia. A number of the locals’ habits confused the Sex Whale (I am not criticizing here; Tokyo Sexwale appreciates the diversity of human endeavor). If the town is commonly referred to as ‘Wagga’, why not make it official? Who needs the second ‘Wagga’? A similar situation pertains to the Gobbagombalin Bridge, commonly called the Gobba Bridge. Now, Gobbagombalin is a beautiful and evocative word, but Tokyo Sexwale does not have time for such frivolities. Gobba would surely suffice.

Wagga is justifiably famous for its native sons Captain Moonlite and Mad Dog Morgan (pictured above).

Tokyo Sexwale spent the majority of his time around the commercial and recreational grid bounded by Best and Tarcutta Streets and the Murrumbidgee River and the Sturt Highway. Your Sex Whale was comfortably billeted at the Victoria Hotel. The Victoria Hotel is home to the Baylis Street Bistro, which has such an extensive menu that the Sex Whale had difficulty choosing between fresh fish, roast dinners, juicy steaks and creamy pastas.

George Forsyth, first mayor of Wagga Wagga

Tokyo Sexwale was alarmed to learn that Wagga is located in an alluvial valley and that much of the city has a problem with urban salinity. Perhaps one of my many, many companies has technology that could help to alleviate this problem.

Tokyo Sexwale was delighted to learn about the ‘5 o'clock Wave’, which arrives at precisely that time in the form of a giant wave which flushes a secret nutrient into the Murrumbidgee River following the release of water from the Blowering and Burrinjuck Dams. Your Sex Whale rode this exciting wave downriver at high speed all the way to the town of Narrandera.

Charles Sturt, the first European explorer to visit the future site of the city

Poet and journalist Dame Mary Jean Gilmore

Prague nightlife!

Here is a picture of my Japanese friend Hiro (center, in business suit), who recently visited some mutual friends of ours in Prague. Let's just say it didn't take Hiro long to find the kind of clubs he likes to frequent! This is Hiro enjoying himself in one such club.

Take a good look at the groin of the fellow on the far right. No comment from Tokyo Sexwale!

Sex Whale and Sex Machine

Tokyo Sexwale misses James Brown, who was an old friend. He was an incredible entertainer and a caring man.

Papa's got a brand new grave

or

Papa don't take no death?

The Holiday Spirit

This is a picture of my friends (from left to right) Steve, Keith, Greg, Josh and Andrew. They're just hanging out.

He started to wonder what it would be like to eat a top athlete. Would a Kenyan runner or Australian swimmer or Icelandic strongman taste
different than a normal person? And how much would it cost to arrange such a thing?

Here is a picture of my friend Talyplar. We go way back.

Flowers for Monkeytron: Combining 'Flowers for Algernon' and Bulgakov's 'Heart of a Dog'. An experimental surgical technique turns Charlie, a retarded monkey, into a super-smart cyborg monkey bent on destroying the world. Fortunately, the effects of the surgery quickly start to reverse. The earth is saved.

More of my 'wives'

These are 5 more of my 'wives'. I impregnated all of them during a single 2-hour period earlier this year - just to prove that I could. Will I take care of them or my children? Not likely, no. I don't know who did the paintings on their midriffs, but when I find out, that person is in big trouble. Tokyo Sexwale does not like another man painting the stomachs of the women who bear his children.

Cape Breton's rabbit problem

This is a picture of my friends Dave and Mirek. They were holding a meeting to discuss the new plan to eradicate the rabbit population of Cape Breton. As is obvious in the photo, they are two very determined individuals. The rabbit population has grown out of control, and has started to threaten the other flora and fauna in the Cape Breton Amish Autonomous Zone (the CBAAZ). This is an important project. Let's all wish them the best!

Summer trip

This is a snapshot from the trip I'm planning to take with one of my mistresses and her daughter this summer, to Machovo Jezero. This lake-dolphin washed up on shore the first day we were there. It was a bit upsetting at first, but we decided to make the best of a bad situation - we had delicious dolphin steaks all week! How was I able to get a snapshot from a vacation that won't even happen until two months from now? I am Tokyo Sexwale.